What's this?
A six-foot tall blue man cat?
I'm having none of this!
Ha! You THINK you've got problems?
They don't in any way COMPARE to MINE!!!!
WHO is going to READ this NONSENSE??!!!
Well, even my day was better than THAT Stephen! And I'm very SURE everyone else's was too! So stop this.
NOBODY wants to read about your day!
We ALL have ENOUGH problems of our OWN!!!