Xmas At Home With Cat Stephen...

Stephen wishes you a UFO-free Xmas!

Tony Blair. A Threat To Literature???

You've done your "book publicity" Tony. 

Isn't it about time you also publicly apologised to Cat Stephen?

You can do it via a comment on Stephen's Blog.

And remember, we are all waiting for you to say "Sorry..."

Poor Stephen! How could you?

"Someone Came Knocking At My Wee Small Door..."

Cat Stephen and the "Frij Feef!"

Nasty Giant Bad Lady Puts Cat Stephen In Wheelie Bin!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbMt82yVj24

Good thing these things don't happen in real life, eh readers?

Cat Stephen Buries Clown, As Nutriment For Sapling Tree. Gets Rewarded With Box-Juice!!!

HERO!

What Are You Doing Stephen?

                                   

(Copyright Phil Baber 2010.)

Cat Stephen Is Back From His Holiday!

He’s been away, and now he’s back. With his suitcase and his pack.

There’s a baby in the in the Man-Cat’s way.

And he’s got lots to do today!

 

Or shift the infant with his foot?

He’s back. He’s mean. He ain’t taking no fuss.

And, oh  Brother! He’s bad, so bad!

He’s one Hell of a Moody Mother!

There’s a vicar lurking in the grass!

He ain’t messing, you old sod!

He wants a full apology from God!!!

Cat Stephen wins, and wins again!

He’s back. And this time he ain’t faking!

Where’s that Devil in the ground?

He’s hiding there.

He’s quaking!

 He ain’t gonna be LAST no more. He’s gonna be FIRST!

He’s gonna be the KING of…

  STEPHEN HAWKING’S UNIVERSE!!!

 But, what’s this?

Someone’s left a satchel under a tree…

Why not open it up, and see what’s inside?

 Hurry up Stephen!

Here comes Satchel Head Man with another portion of fresh dog’s mess!

Welcome home Cat Stephen!

After your rotten holiday, it’s nice to know everything is back to normal again!