Cat Stephen and the "Frij Feef!"

Nasty Giant Bad Lady Puts Cat Stephen In Wheelie Bin!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbMt82yVj24

Good thing these things don't happen in real life, eh readers?

Cat Stephen Buries Clown, As Nutriment For Sapling Tree. Gets Rewarded With Box-Juice!!!

HERO!

What Are You Doing Stephen?

                                   

(Copyright Phil Baber 2010.)

Cat Stephen Is Back From His Holiday!

He’s been away, and now he’s back. With his suitcase and his pack.

There’s a baby in the in the Man-Cat’s way.

And he’s got lots to do today!

 

Or shift the infant with his foot?

He’s back. He’s mean. He ain’t taking no fuss.

And, oh  Brother! He’s bad, so bad!

He’s one Hell of a Moody Mother!

There’s a vicar lurking in the grass!

He ain’t messing, you old sod!

He wants a full apology from God!!!

Cat Stephen wins, and wins again!

He’s back. And this time he ain’t faking!

Where’s that Devil in the ground?

He’s hiding there.

He’s quaking!

 He ain’t gonna be LAST no more. He’s gonna be FIRST!

He’s gonna be the KING of…

  STEPHEN HAWKING’S UNIVERSE!!!

 But, what’s this?

Someone’s left a satchel under a tree…

Why not open it up, and see what’s inside?

 Hurry up Stephen!

Here comes Satchel Head Man with another portion of fresh dog’s mess!

Welcome home Cat Stephen!

After your rotten holiday, it’s nice to know everything is back to normal again!

Cat Stephen, Trouble in Paradise....part two.

Ah! More snaps from your holiday Stephen? Excellent! Trust all is going well?

Very amusing!

How did you get up there? What? Who took the ladder away? Oh! Spitting Benny, your new acquaintance!

 Hmmn? Has the food situation improved at all?

Well at least you seem to have some friends to share it with! By the way? How are you getting on with your new friend, "Spitting Benny?"

Oh dear! Not so good then? Nice of them to help you out though? I expect things improved a bit after these mishaps? It would be nice for our readers to think so...?

Tell you what Stephen. This is getting a bit too much. Maybe you'd better come home. A lot of people will be going on holiday right now, and this is only going to worry them unduly. 

What's that? Oh no! Please don't post those photos!!!!

You've only just started your blog. Let's try and keep it going for a few more days at least? 

Happy holidays everyone!

It's August, and Stephen is on holiday....!

In fact he could be on holiday rather a lot...because this is a rich seam!

                                      So how is the accommodation Stephen?

                                      Is it any good???

                                       Oh dear! A great pity!

                                     But, haven't you made any new friends?

           Wow! He looks like a "fun sort!" Bet the food is good though???

                                       Woodlice are Crustaceans aren't they? 

                                       A bit like Langoustines? Yum!

                      Sounds like you're having a GREAT TIME Cat Stephen!!

                      I'm sure everybody CAN'T WAIT for the next holiday snaps!....

                     Tired? You? I think WE ARE ALL TIRED OF THIS ALREADY!!!...