CAT STEPHEN: What Are You Doing Stephen?

16 August 2010

What Are You Doing Stephen?

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CAT STEPHEN - BLOG ROLL!

A cautious welcome to a wobbly web-log.

If Cat Stephen could say a few words, I'm sure he would! But they perhaps wouldn't be what you would wish to hear! And he had doesn't have a larynx. Just a tiny vestigial node that barely hums.

Poor Old Stephen! Sometimes our lives seem dismal, disappointing and dreary. In fact most of the time. Bad luck and bad times always seem to pervade our meagre existence.
If you, dear reader, have noticed this, then you've come to the perfect place.
For whatever is going wrong in your life, you can be sure it's going much "wronger" for dear old Stephen!
Take solace in this. For you will soon realise, thanks to our redoubtable Blue Blogger, that, maybe, life ain't so very bad after all?

Cat Stephen was recently awarded a small Internet. He is using this to promote his special brand of woe. Follow him, if you must, on his journey into the slough of despond. For however low you may feel today, Stephen will show you it could be a LOT worse!

Then again, dear reader, you could be simply someone who delights in schadenfreude. In which case you will find a whole heap of delights here!

Cat Stephen is a six-foot tall blue man-cat. He lives alone in house in suburban New Bidonville. His neighbours are the Devil, and a pernicious fence-sitting elephant who smokes a bubble-pipe. He is not married, and has no cats.

Born in 1992. He was employed as a guest artiste in the strip "Weird Screen TV", which ran in Knave magazine up until 2000. Cat Stephen has come out of semi-retirement specially to do this blog. (Not by popular demand I might add.)

He hopes, for once in his miserable little life, that something good will finally happen. Somehow I very much doubt it!

On behalf of Cat Stephen. Have mercy on our souls... August 2010.

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16 August 2010

What Are You Doing Stephen?

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